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Here’s just a few samples of my writing. Conceptual writing only.

Lush Bridgerton

Lush Bridgerton

Lush Bridgerton Collaboration

Subject : Dearest Gentle Bather…Bridgerton Soaps are here!

Dearest Gentle Reader,

This author knows exactly where she’ll be on June 30. At her local Lush, swiping up not the latest gossip, but the latest Bridgerton-Lush collaboration. This is a match that is sure to set my pages ablaze. Featuring rose scented bath bombs, a bridal bouquet of blooms perfume, and a honey scented body balm that will be sure to leave you in a love-buzz. 

See and Be Seen, and also of course, smelled. 

Click here to be the Diamond of the Season. 



LetterBoxd

LetterBoxd

Three other Teacher-Student Movies you can stream after watching The Holdovers

I need to give a shoutout. Mrs Brantz was my favorite teacher of all time. She was my audio visual teacher, who always said yes to my funny brainstorming ideas, and always helped get my skits on the daily announcements show we put on every morning for my high school. She gave me confidence and esteem to finish the whacky videos me and my peers would film.

If I asked you to name your favorite teacher, I bet you could rattle off a few people that changed your life. Maybe even one or two teachers that weren't always the best, but at least helped you to change, grow, and expand your knowledge.  

After the success of The Holdovers, directed by Alexander Payne, many people were reminiscing back to their pupil days, recalling the teachers they loved,some they hated, and some teachers that they loved to hate. After finishing the film, I wanted to follow up with some other movies that included that special bond that only happens for a short time in life. 

Election (1999)

Another Alexander Payne flick, this film centers on Matthew Broderick playing a high school history teacher who also helps out on the student council. His nemesis, Reese Witherspoon, is a Hermoine Granger-like, high achieving, and incredibly super annoying teacher's pet. We all remember that one kid: the one that was always wanting to be the top of the class, no matter what or who they had to push out to accomplish it. Not thrilled with the idea of sharing lots of time with a Student Body President who grinds his gears, Broderick’s character decides to try and get the most popular jock to try and oppose her. Chaos ensues–of course–with comedy at the forefront. This film dives into the humor of teachers' ethical dilemmas when you really can't stand a certain student, and the fallout when you let your personal feelings get involved. This is a hidden gem, and is one of the first Reese Witherspoon films pre-Legally Blonde. We get to see her shine, along with Matthew Broderick's foil to her character. 

Check out Election on MAX. 



Miss Stevens (2016)

Now here’s another teacher-student movie, but this time we aren’t really sure if this teacher is capable. The film centers on Miss Stevens, played by the stunning Lily Rabe, and a fresh faced and very unknown, (at the time) Timothee Chalamet. Along with a supporting actress Lili Reinhart (Pre-Riverdale!!) This film takes place over the course of three days when a drama teacher takes her three students to a state drama competition. Through the film we see Miss Stevens struggle with the death of her mother and confidence in herself, while Chalamets character provides a good foil to her by playing a troubled teen trying to stay the course and graduate. This indie feature is a hidden treasure, and one that’ll have you take another look at the inner conflict of teachers and adult figures that seem to have it “all figured out”. Spoiler alert: do any of us? 

Watch Miss Steves for free on Tubi. 


Kindergarten Cop (1990)

This is the cutest Arnold Schwarzenegger film you’ll ever see. The Terminator becomes the Teacher in this film about an undercover cop substitutes a kindergarten classroom to find more intel about one of the kid’s fathers–who is related to a drug cartel. Through some fun incidents and a good ol’ montage of this tough cop becomes a softy at heart. It’s definitely a comedy that shows that not just anyone could become a teacher. One of Arnold’s finest. 

The Kindergarten Cop is streaming now on Netflix.

BarkBox

BarkBox

What's better than enjoying your Valentine's Day with your pup? Seeing their eyes fill with L-O-V-E when you purchase the BarkBox Paw-lentine’s Day Box. This box comes with two plush toys, two bags of treats, one secret toy, and a guarantee that your dog will be loyal to you forever and ever. We got all of the Paw-lentine’s Day Essentials: candy, roses, and love letters. 


Candy Heart Plush

This soft pink candy heart toy is written with a “I <3 Belly Rubs” across it, and your dog will certainly gush over it. Filled with cotton lining, made with hypoallergenic materials, and complete with an inner heart shaped squeaker, your dog will be falling head over paws for this one. 


Rose Stem Tug Toy

This is a rose that will last longer than your standard scarlet flower. This has a durable green roped stem that can last for hours of tug play time, and is adorned with an adorable rose petal plush for extra chewing. Crinkle paper gives the rose its shape. No thorns on this beauty!



“Chocolate Box” Plush Toy

Dogs shouldn’t miss out on chocolate just because– well– it's downright yucky for them. This non-chocolate plush heart shaped box has several hidden squeakers to swoon over, and even a few secret pockets to put their treat of choice in. While I can spend minutes demolishing real candy boxes, your dog will love this sensory toy for the entire length of a Rom-Com, if not longer!


Secret Toy:

Pawmark Greet Card

Who doesn’t love getting love notes from a secret admirer ? Your dog does!! This envelope looking plush has crinkle paper, with a personable love letter written from BarkBox to your pup. They are gonna want to reply with a ‘thank you’ for the hidden squeaker, and cotton lining. 

P.S,  We feel the same way. 


Baa Baa Lamb Jerky Treats

A Valentine’s Day dinner is not complete with a nice feast like a roasted lamb. This one is loaded with farm raised lamb, no grains added, and certified by veterinarians. The treat will have your dogs be begging for seconds, if not thirds.


Soft Bakes Bacon and Oatmeal Treats

Name a better couple than Sweet and Salty! This bacon is farm raised, and sweetened by maple syrup. This would make an excellent dessert to our Baa Baa Lamb Jerky Treats. Hide these in the “Chocolate Box” Plush Toy for added fun!


Box Insert:

From BarkBox,

We just gotta come out and say: We are madly in love. Your pup is sweet on the eyes and loves to play tug-a-war on our heart strings. They are man’s best friend, and one in a million. There’s no better way to say “I Love You’ than this box, except maybe followed up with a couple smooches on top of the head. They deserve it.They’ve gotten an endless supply of wet kisses coming back to you. Dogs are pure love, and love is all you need.


 Happy Valentine’s Day from your not-so-secret admirers, BarkBox!

Lauren Minder

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